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Edited by Dolphinizer:
11/13/2015 10:42:57 PM
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Real talk: Your dog is dying a virgin
Like seriously, you cut his fuçking balls off and he's always under your supervision while you're out.
Your dog, much like you will die a virgin.
Sad isn't it.
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So will I. However, we can change both those statuses at once... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Whats worse? My dog dying a virgin or losing his virginity before me?
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Lets get Engra in here.
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2 RepliesEdited by Auver: 11/12/2015 3:09:36 PMHa ha jokes on you! [spoiler]My dog rаped me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)[/spoiler] [spoiler]And it felt good ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)[/spoiler]
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7 RepliesWell Master Chief is a virgin and he saved the entire galaxy so...
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Edited by TechyWizard: 11/13/2015 8:18:57 AMNOOOO BAILEY! OH GAWD BUSTER! WHAT HAVE I DONE?!?
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6 RepliesI pimp my dogs out to other dogs because I don't want them to be angsty, sexually frustrated assholes like all the people on this forum.
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Edited by SwiftIcy: 11/13/2015 7:42:46 AMMore like i am xD Edit- just saw the post, much like you xD
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Beastiality is the only logical solution to this problem.
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https://gfycat.com/SpryImportantCub
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Edited by Geth: 11/13/2015 6:16:45 AMNah, I'll find a stray or something for him. All will be good. He might get along with a few of my ex's....
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Don't worry I had sex wth my dog just so she wouldn't die a vergin
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1 ReplyBut my dog is a bitch
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Sadly, this was true for my dogs. R.I.P. Cornbread and Buddy, you were fantastic pals.
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3 RepliesIf PETA talked like this im sure i would read more of their articles
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6 RepliesEdited by Treebeard: 11/12/2015 4:28:20 PMUh-uh! I own two dogs and they have incestuous brotherly gay sex! [spoiler]not kidding[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesI thought this was going to go into a more "better start -blam!-ing your dog" path,Happy it didn't go that way
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Oh I made sure she wouldn't be a virgin [spoiler]I bred her with another doge[/spoiler]
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Actually, my dog is already a father. Get destroyed. That's what happens when they're champion show dogs. They get all the bitches. Literally.
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[b][-blam!-b]
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9 RepliesMy cat Frodo has never known the vagina either. Sucks to be him. But, to be honest, he's kind of dumb and never needed to be allowed to breed anyways.
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Edited by Unforgiven: 11/12/2015 2:55:21 PMJust remember even a small dog can piss on a big building!
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[i] *puts on an antic disposition* [/i] My cat was only a couple months old and pregnant (followed by miscarriage due to young age and lack of food) when she came to us.
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He has no balls! He doesn't care! All he cares about is if he can lick his own ass ,and how high he can piss up the wall.
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He's also adopted.
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3 RepliesEdited by Kekyoin's Underwater Donut: 11/12/2015 12:14:12 AM[quote]Your dog, much like you will die a virgin.[/quote] Not if I -blam!- my d[u]o[/u]g. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡ °) Checkm8 op.
