In an act of anti law enforcement protest, LA resident Jafaris Devon flicked what authorities described as "an offensive snot bomb" directly onto a squad car's windshield. A high speed chase ensued lasting forty minutes, involving police from 3 counties as well as local autobots. The pursuit ended when a local illegal immigrant, Speedy Gonzales, rapidly erected a road block. Upon pinning Devon to the ground, officers began applying what bystanders described as "an excessive wedgie." Devon, accused of reckless driving and resisting a wedgie is now incarcerated with bail set at $100,000. "I thought m' balls was going to blow!" Devon breathlessly shouted to reporters as he was shoved into a squad car.
Friends describing themselves as "Devon's Hommies" have started a campaign called: "blackballschatter." "We are all chatterin!" Devon's mother told Anthropic press. "We are going to get him home!"