>be me
>heading into GameStop
>hot ass cashier
>"hi welcome to GameStop."
>get so nervous I start to fart
>"are you okay?"
>she touches my shoulder
>shits pants
>asks if they have bathrooms
>"here I'll show you"
>leads me to the bathroom by hand
>"uhh... Thanks..."
>she rips off my pants
>shit everywhere
>bends me over
>starts to lick my asshole clean
>she starts moaning
>she smears shit all over her face
>she starts roaring in ecstasy
>roaring
>she is a bear
>Realize bear is eating my asshole
>bear keeps munching on my dingleberries
>tsunami of shit into bears mouth
>keep blasting into the bears mouth
>Bear is now loudly gurgling struggling to swallow it all
>Tears are rolling down its face because the smell
>bear is roaring and gurgling on the putridness of it all
>Voice outside, "WHAT THE HELL IS THAT"
>Manager opens the door
>gets on the floor
>Everybody walk the dinosaur
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