god damnit OP I knew you wouldn't have
pics. When I saw the thread title on my
screen I said to myself, "don't bother
Mirin, you know this phaggot won't
have bothered to put pics in the thread." I
sat there for a couple minutes, staring as
hard as I could at the thread title. Beads of
sweat started to form on my forehead, my
eyes were beginning to bulge and my jaw
was clenched so tight I'm surprised my
teeth didn't shatter.
My force of will was so
palpable I thought my intensity would cause
my laptop to explode. I manage to
summon the highest amount of courage I
could muster, and I clicked on the thread.
You did this to me, OP. Are you still there?
Because when my eyes flashed over the
original post and didn't register any pics my
rage was so visceral that for a second I was
sure that I had killed you just by thinking it.
Any second now diarrhea is going to shoot
out of my ass like a volcano. Why, OP? Why
did you do this to me.
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