Oryx kept circling around her, but couldn't find where to hit it.
Roasting erybody, especially moms.
I.. can't.... post... on... all... too.. many... fat... moms...
I've created a monster. A fat monster.
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Yo mama so ugly thrall run away from her. Ymsf crota's end was when he first looked at her.
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http://i.imgur.com/RisnJZ9.jpg She looks nothing like this
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A fat monster... Like yo mama!
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(☞ ͡° ͜ ʖ ͡°)☞ your mother has shit lennies.
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[b][i]YO MAMA SO FAT THE ONLY LETERS OF TGE ALPHABET SHE KNOW ARE KFC[/i][/b]
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[b]YO MOMMA IS SO FAT NOT EVEN ORYX COULD TAKE HER!!![/b]
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Your mother is so fat that the doctors comment she should eat more of the fruits and vegetables!
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The earth revolves around her
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Yo mamma so fat they had to build a new grave yard to burry her
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Yo mama so fat if she was a porn star her name would be Krispy Kreme
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Your mama so ugly that bob the builder said he can't fix it.
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You mama so fat that when someone kills her in CoD, they get a 5 kill streak!!
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Edited by Zaelus: 11/12/2015 3:57:09 PMYo mama's so dumb, she sits on the TV and watches the couch!
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Yo mama so ugly that her birth certificate is an apology note from the hospital.
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Your mama so fat that when Dracula sucked her blood, he got diabetes
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Your momma is so fat her blood type is RAGOO!!
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Edited by Mix It Up MK: 11/11/2015 7:22:15 AMDid you hear about the new planet scientists discovered? They're calling it "Yohmahma", the Greek word for big, round, and gassy.
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Yo mama so stupid, she thought Slenderman was a weight loss program.
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Edited by Hagalaz-27: 11/10/2015 2:52:28 PMTaniks has challenged you, Guardiaaaaaaaaaan. Called you out in the ways of ooooooooold. "Yo mama so faaaaaaaaaat, she's Kell of the House of Paaaaaaaaancakessssssss..."
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Your mamma so fat she holds all three sync plates at once in the vault of glass
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Yo mama is so fat she got arrested at the airport for carrying 10 POUNDS OF CRACK!!!!!
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Yo mama so fat she doesn't doesn't need wifi because she's already WORLDWIDE!!!!! Bad??
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Yo mama so stupid she bought tickets to Xbox live
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Yo mama so stupid she bought tickets to Xbox live
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She couldn't get in the shower with her son
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Is so fat gorgons see her when the raid starts