Go to a midnight launch ... you'll discover gamers are pretty rough looking. And they don't smell too hot either.
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Oh haha, is that what it looks like? Well let me fill you in...Here at the Institute of Attractive Gamers, we take care extra care to limit our existence and shy away from the 'Scene'. We will either have our games delivered by express via Amazon or nominate a 'Gopher' if we need our product retrieved in-store. The Gopher selection process varies, usually its the fat ugly nerdy kid we bullied in school and each member of IOAG must exclusively have their own Gopher. We will send them to the local Gamestop on Midnight launches with queue-cards of information about the game to exercise discussion with other Gophers waiting in line, they also get a 10% cut for their services + fuel money.
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I went to the ps4 one. Stayed from 12 to 6 am. -blam!- some of those people... So gross. Bright side tho, fine ass girl showed up. Sadly she became a 6 after I dated her. That participation medal girlfriend tho.
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