I'm pretty handsome, buff, sporty and intellectually inquisitive with a 50/50% philosophy towards women in general, with the exception of the bedroom because then, it's 85% attention to them and the rest is me. He he.
[spoiler]in reality I'm also extremely modest and humble.[/spoiler]
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Edited by BigTime Big A: 11/10/2015 5:43:38 AMDid you copy that from your eHarmonyy profile?
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What is that?
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You sound like a pedophile. Jared, is that you?
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Clearly you have lessons to teach, I'll sit this one out though because fondling toddlers is just not my thing. [spoiler]I'd F^cking kill anyone who would try that in my kids though, with extreme - Hellraiser 2 - prejudice! [/spoiler]
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Do you also like the smell of your own farts?
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Edited by bLooM_pHaZe: 11/10/2015 3:33:17 AMOnly after putting my butt cheeks firmly and strongly against your face and then, REALLY giving it a good show. It's the smell of sweat victory, if but a little savoury lol.
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Your mom likes when I do that also. Except it ain't my ass cheeks(some meaty clackers homie) and that ain't no gas spewing on her. (Straight baby gravy son)
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Ah ha ha...! Seriously though, you can do better than that, right!?
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My entire arsenal is grotesque mom jokes.
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Ah, ok then he he he. Try another for the win matey;)
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[quote]Do you also like the smell of your own farts?[/quote]