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11/10/2015 1:26:27 AM
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The Day After Fallout 4...
I sat in the empty tower, no other Guardian there besides me. I grieved for hours and hours waiting for more Guardians to show up, but to no avail, I gave up.
Rahool was gloomy, Banshee was inactive. Tess and the Postmaster were away. The Vanguards sat near their table, Amanda sat in a ship. All quiet in the Tower, nothing else.
Suddenly, a Guardian shows up... He's a level 1. I check his Grimoire, 555... There is no hope, I thought to myself, sitting near the edge of the railing.
"Don't do it." My Ghost spoke to me.
"I have to, Ghost!" I yelled, frightening my Ghost. "I have no other choice." I checked my wallet and pulled $60 worth of Glimmer.
"No. No no no no!" My Ghost yelled, transmatting the Glimmer away. "You are not doing this."
I look my Ghost straight in his blue eye that sparkled.
"Fallout is love... Fallout is life..." I jumped off the railing of the Tower. "FOR TODD HOWARD!!!" I yell as my body hit the death barrier.
"Guardian down. Revive in 5." My Ghost said, weeping. The level 1 Guardian looks at my Ghost, grieving. Tumbleweed tumbled... Everything is silent...
[i]"For Todd Howard..."[/i] I whispered as I was being resurrected by my Ghost.
- Ooh, look at that, I've been told to kill myself by Ayy TB. Ayy TB = Ayy Tuberculosis. He tried.
- Catch on people, this is just a fictional story as a joke.
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45 RepliesWe were doing Kings Fall Hard Mode. We, being level 310's, blew through the raid. We were in a time crunch. Only 2 hours to complete it and XxboyXxkillaXxx had wasted 45 minutes on the jumping puzzle. We blew through Warpriest and Gogoroth. 30 minutes. Once again XxboyXxkillaXxx refused to switch from blink and wasted 20 minutes on the second jumping puzzle. We destroy the sisters in 5 minutes, the 6 of us pumping into Oyrx's Daughters. We have 20 minutes to kill Oyrx. We wipe twice, both times because of XxboyXxkillaXxx refusing to kill the ogres, claiming he is a pacifist. 10 minutes left. We do considerable damage to Oyrx in the first 3 rounds considering XxboyXxkillaXxx jumped off the side in the beginning shouting random Bill Nye quotes. Fourth round. I grab the relic easily. One guy dies by jumping into the ship. Another from the Vessel. 3 people left. We stagger Oyrx, but they don't make it to the blights. It is just me. I do barely just enough damage to Oyrx to bring him to the front. I accidentally reload my ToM, and run out of bullets killing an Aycolyte. I don't have time to use a primary synth. I put my last 3 sniper shots into Oyrx but it isn't enough. I can't use my sword. I am doomed. Oyrx chuckles. Ready to end my life. BUT WHAT IS THIS?! IN THE BOTTOM CORNER OF THE SCREEN! *Shesmynerd has joined the fireteam*. I see him rise above Oyrx. Cast in a veil of light. "Feel my wrath! For my name is Shesmyne... HE SHOT ME THROUGH A WALL!" *Guardian Down" Crap. Oyrx chuckles again. Tbaggs Shesmynerd and messages him, "Git gud skrub". BUT WHAT IS THIS! HOPE! *Smoggypluto has joined the fireteam* I hear the thud of a Sunbreaker super being used. He appears in a silhouette of light. The light slowly dies away and I see him. Smoggypluto. "I am not worthy", I cry. He looks at Oyrx. He opens his mouth but Morgan Freeman's voice comes out. "This is my swamp". He lifts up his Y10 Gjallihorn and kills Oyrx in one shot, while simultaneously Tbagging Shesmynerd's ghost. We all get our rewards. All 330 Light, except for XxboyXxkillaXxx, he gets shards. I didn't see mine. I sniffle and ask Smoggy what I got. "Check you're inventory." I completely missed Smoggy's misspelling of "your". I inspect myself and ghasp. Primary equiped: Y2 Thorn. Pre nerf. Chestpiece: Twilight Garrison. Secondary: Better Than Yours, exotic sniper. Heavy. I choke back tears. I must be strong for Smoggy. His Y10 Gjallahorn. Signed by Bill Nye, the Science guy. "Smoggy is love. Smoggy is life." I stammer. He hops on Xylar, The Timeless. "Black Ops 3 is going to kill Destiny", XxboyXxkillaXxx remarks. "Shut up Meg", Smoggy says. He winks at me and flies away to help others in need. "Smoggy is love. Smoggy is life." I repeat. The sound of Shesmynerd crying faintly in the background.
