Combine Chuck Norris facts with Destiny.
Chuck Norris does not use infusion. He just roundhouse kicks the gears in the materials and they are automatically turned into 330 exotic.
In the jumping puzzle to Oryx, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks the dildo back into the wall. He also walks to the chest room because the path is laid before him.
Fire away!
Edit: LMAO THERE ARE REALLY GOOD ONES!
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Crota got his power by weilding Chuck Noriss' tooth pick. When Chuck Norris farts, he creates the aura. Chuck Norris doesn't experience run delay. Chuck Norris uses a sidearm.