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Edited by barisgirit: 11/6/2015 6:54:02 PM
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Chuck Norris facts for Destiny

Combine Chuck Norris facts with Destiny. Chuck Norris does not use infusion. He just roundhouse kicks the gears in the materials and they are automatically turned into 330 exotic. In the jumping puzzle to Oryx, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks the dildo back into the wall. He also walks to the chest room because the path is laid before him. Fire away! Edit: LMAO THERE ARE REALLY GOOD ONES!

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  • Edited by MASSive: 11/8/2015 1:54:50 AM
    When Chuck Norris logs into Destiny, Bungie gets a Roundhouse error. The Cabal brought a tank to space in case of Chuck Norris. It didn't work. Chuck Norris resurrects dead ghosts. Chuck Norris has Shot Package, Rangefinder and Wolfpack Rounds. The Deathsinger's song is about a Chuck Norris Roundhouse kick. Eris Morn gave Chuck Norris candy. Chuck Norris is the final round.

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