You 'earners' think you own whatever exotics you have on
That RNG gave you rights you get to claim
But I know every decent player out there
Thinks Xûr and RNG are just the same
You think the only guardians, who are guardians
Are the guardians who got their loot like you
But if you walked the footsteps of misfortune
You'll thank Xûr like you never knew, you never knew
Have you ever killed Atheon for ascendant shards?
Or only got energies from Crota's end?
Aren't you tired of grinding all for nothing?
Don't you know that Xûr's meant to be our friend?
How hard can the Gjallarhorn blow?
If you shut us down, we'll never know.
And have you ever seen the sad sight when a guardian dies?
Or wiping on the Templar end on end?
Yes it's true that skills are required
But exotics will help us all, don't pretend
And now with you I plead
Please come around and see
That those who buy from Xûr
Are earners too
Parody of 'Colours of the Wind' by Vanessa L. Williams (best known song in Disney's Pocahontas)
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