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Edited by barisgirit: 11/6/2015 6:54:02 PM
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Chuck Norris facts for Destiny

Combine Chuck Norris facts with Destiny. Chuck Norris does not use infusion. He just roundhouse kicks the gears in the materials and they are automatically turned into 330 exotic. In the jumping puzzle to Oryx, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks the dildo back into the wall. He also walks to the chest room because the path is laid before him. Fire away! Edit: LMAO THERE ARE REALLY GOOD ONES!

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  • Edited by Dragon_Jarl: 11/6/2015 9:27:02 PM
    Bungie nerfed Chuck Norris' boots and he still split the Drednaught in half with a roundhouse kick. The Speaker actually told Chuck Norris about the great battle, centuries ago... how the Traveler was crippled. He told him of the power of the Darkness, its ancient enemy. He told Chuck the many tales, told throughout the City to frighten children. After that, the children were no longer frightened.

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