[b]As it reads in the Defender's Mark:[/b]
At Six Fronts, defending the Wall was not enough. Titans had to become a wall.
Actually. That's wrong. Titans asked for Chuck Norris's help.
When Xur comes, Chuck Norris stares at him and he immediately gives him a Sleeper Simulant. That's all.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a ghost to revive, in fact Chuck Norris doesn't die, yeah? the ghost only was attracted by Chuck Norris's awesomeness. THe dead ghosts revive because chuck norris WANTS them to.
Chuck Norris doesn't glitch in the wall because the Saber strike is too hard. The wall opens for him.
The Cabal were flying towards the Earth and then Chuck norris was in their way. That's why there's the Hull Breach.
Chuck norris doesn't need to be "Ascendant" to get in the Hive world. he gets in and out of portals when the -blam!- he wants.
The mines weren't dismantled and exploded... and there still was chuck norris there like nothing happened.
The fusion rifle fires instantly when chuck norris pulls the trigger.
The Vex are not on Earth... they can see the future, the past, but they don't need a lot to know that of all planets they'll consume, the one where Chuck Norris punched his way out of his mom's uterus is definitely not on the list.
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