Combine Chuck Norris facts with Destiny.
Chuck Norris does not use infusion. He just roundhouse kicks the gears in the materials and they are automatically turned into 330 exotic.
In the jumping puzzle to Oryx, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks the dildo back into the wall. He also walks to the chest room because the path is laid before him.
Fire away!
Edit: LMAO THERE ARE REALLY GOOD ONES!
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Chuck Norris is the real reason of why the Ahmkaras went extinct. Chuck Norris grew another testicle and donated another testicle to protect humanity, we call it the traveller, and its ghosts are his sperms, thats the reason they can ressurect guardians and are bulletproof. One time Chuck Norris sneezed and shortly after he received a vex mythoclast and a gjallarhorn. Taniks owed rent to Chuck Norris, now Taniks has no house. Orix changed sex to avoid being -blam!- by Chuck Norris, too bad it didn´t work.