Aaaaaaand go
Chuck Norris doesn't need to have sex, he just roundhouse kicks a teenage child out of the woman
[b][u]this is not supposed to be offensive in any way or form[/u][/b]
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Chuck Norris doesn't die, he just goes to heaven to make god his bitch again
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Chuck Norris doesn't get sick of Destiny. Destiny gets sick of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck norris
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Obama wears Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
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Chuck Norris built the hospital that he was born at.
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Instead of doing a push up Chuck Norris pushes the earth down.
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Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.
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>2015
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2007 called. Not even they want their jokes back.
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The boogie man checks his closet for Chuck Norris before bed.
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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun