Combine Chuck Norris facts with Destiny.
Chuck Norris does not use infusion. He just roundhouse kicks the gears in the materials and they are automatically turned into 330 exotic.
In the jumping puzzle to Oryx, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks the dildo back into the wall. He also walks to the chest room because the path is laid before him.
Fire away!
Edit: LMAO THERE ARE REALLY GOOD ONES!
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I'll take a stab at a few I guess.. Getting close to Chuck Norris will make a Thrall self destruct. [spoiler]Without being Cursed[/spoiler] The sun praises Chuck Norris. [spoiler]Dark Souls, I know, but fitting[/spoiler] In the Vault of Glass, the Gorgon's hide from Chuck Norris. In Crota's End, the Oversoul automatically wipes when Chuck Norris doesn't die. Skolas used to speak properly, until Chuck Norris punched him in the throat.