Name products that when purchased, would frighten the cashier or freak out other customers.
To start us off:
[spoiler]lotion and cucumbers or hydrogen peroxide and a plastic tub.[/spoiler]
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Be me. Go to store. Ask cashier if I can buy anything in store. She says yes, that's how stores work. Okaybitch.jpg Exit store. Get rope from trunk. Walk back into store. Rip price tag off bag of Cheetos. Slap price tag onto cashiers bum. Hogtie cashier. Scan her. My total was ninety eight cents. Leave money on counter. Take her home. Trail for kidnapping is next month. Mfw- she doesn't want to sit next to me in court. D:<