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Edited by barisgirit:
11/6/2015 6:54:02 PM
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Chuck Norris facts for Destiny
Combine Chuck Norris facts with Destiny.
Chuck Norris does not use infusion. He just roundhouse kicks the gears in the materials and they are automatically turned into 330 exotic.
In the jumping puzzle to Oryx, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks the dildo back into the wall. He also walks to the chest room because the path is laid before him.
Fire away!
Edit: LMAO THERE ARE REALLY GOOD ONES!
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Edited by Dragon_Jarl: 11/6/2015 9:27:02 PMBungie nerfed Chuck Norris' boots and he still split the Drednaught in half with a roundhouse kick. The Speaker actually told Chuck Norris about the great battle, centuries ago... how the Traveler was crippled. He told him of the power of the Darkness, its ancient enemy. He told Chuck the many tales, told throughout the City to frighten children. After that, the children were no longer frightened.
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Edited by AVERNL: 11/6/2015 9:14:05 PMChuck Norris approached the Speaker and informed him that he would single handedly defend the Last City on ONE condition.... They had to remove that ugly, useless, floating sphere first.... before the Speaker could explain he round house kicked it into the Sun....
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The Ogre Blights at Oryx are actually Chucks' Boogers.
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When Chuck Norris helped Bungie developers on creating weapons, he created this one: [url=https://youtu.be/gJ9OAuJhHmM][/url] It was so over powered that only Chuck could nerf it.
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2 RepliesChuck Norris flawlessly soloed VOG hard, Crota hard and Kings Fall Heroic and finished all raid challenges in single go with level 1 guardian.
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When Aetheon teleports Chuck Norris to another dimension, Aetheon gets lost in time. Inside oracles get marked by Chuck Norris and dissappear. And outside supplicants stand on portal to open the gates.
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Chuck Norris staggers Oryx by himself... Only using his beard.
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Chuck Norris nerfed bungie
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I thought Bungie nerfed Chuck Norris too?
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1 ReplyChuck Norris is the real reason of why the Ahmkaras went extinct. Chuck Norris grew another testicle and donated another testicle to protect humanity, we call it the traveller, and its ghosts are his sperms, thats the reason they can ressurect guardians and are bulletproof. One time Chuck Norris sneezed and shortly after he received a vex mythoclast and a gjallarhorn. Taniks owed rent to Chuck Norris, now Taniks has no house. Orix changed sex to avoid being -blam!- by Chuck Norris, too bad it didn´t work.
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Chuck Norris can solo a Sunbreaker.
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Chuck Norris can solo Xylar.
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Chuck Norris is granted 24-7 access to the light house.
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Chuck Norris is a scrub like every other Destiny player and gets his ass kicked by Bruce Lee in almost every movie.
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A guardian called in a storm caller, fired into Chuck Norris, the guardian got electrocuted instantly.
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The Traveler is Chuck Norris' baseball. The Dreadnought is his bat.
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Chuck Norris solos Hard Mode raids on the PS4 with a Nintendo Power glove and hasn't died once.
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2 RepliesThe traveler is chuck's left nut
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Chuck Norris. The real reason we cant have beards on our guardians.
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Chuck Norris gives bacon cancer.
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3 RepliesThe first ship in the jumping puzzle takes Chuck Norris all the way to the end and it gives him a beer and shows a movie along the way
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1 ReplyEdited by Dose: 11/6/2015 7:20:54 PMGjallarhorn - (Norse mythology) Heimdall's horn, used to warn the gods of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once threw a fusion grenade. Killed two people then exploded.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need Scent of the Worm to open that chest. The smell of his manly sweat opens it. Also he can kill those immune Thralls standing near it.
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2 RepliesEdited by WELSHA08: 11/6/2015 3:32:22 PMThe year one hand cannon "TFWPKY 1969" is actually a Chuck Norris reference, it stands for "The Fist Will Probably Kick You" in honour of Chuck's legendary combat prowess and affinity for the roundhouse kick. 1969 was the year Chuck killed his 100th man.
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[b]As it reads in the Defender's Mark:[/b] At Six Fronts, defending the Wall was not enough. Titans had to become a wall. Actually. That's wrong. Titans asked for Chuck Norris's help. When Xur comes, Chuck Norris stares at him and he immediately gives him a Sleeper Simulant. That's all. Chuck Norris doesn't need a ghost to revive, in fact Chuck Norris doesn't die, yeah? the ghost only was attracted by Chuck Norris's awesomeness. THe dead ghosts revive because chuck norris WANTS them to. Chuck Norris doesn't glitch in the wall because the Saber strike is too hard. The wall opens for him. The Cabal were flying towards the Earth and then Chuck norris was in their way. That's why there's the Hull Breach. Chuck norris doesn't need to be "Ascendant" to get in the Hive world. he gets in and out of portals when the -blam!- he wants. The mines weren't dismantled and exploded... and there still was chuck norris there like nothing happened. The fusion rifle fires instantly when chuck norris pulls the trigger. The Vex are not on Earth... they can see the future, the past, but they don't need a lot to know that of all planets they'll consume, the one where Chuck Norris punched his way out of his mom's uterus is definitely not on the list.
