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Edited by barisgirit:
11/6/2015 6:54:02 PM
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Chuck Norris facts for Destiny
Combine Chuck Norris facts with Destiny.
Chuck Norris does not use infusion. He just roundhouse kicks the gears in the materials and they are automatically turned into 330 exotic.
In the jumping puzzle to Oryx, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks the dildo back into the wall. He also walks to the chest room because the path is laid before him.
Fire away!
Edit: LMAO THERE ARE REALLY GOOD ONES!
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Chuck Norris Found Taniks Lost House.
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Chuck Norris threw an incindery grenade. He kill 7 ogres, then the grenade explodes.
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1 ReplyItem Hierarchy: >Common >Uncommon >Rare >Legendary >Exotic >Chuck Norris (it's in the game, we are not high enough level to acquire these items)
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When [quote][i]The enemy moves against eachother[/i][/quote] [spoiler][b]they aren't advancing. They are retreatin from Chuck Norris[/b][/spoiler]
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Chuck Norris and Cayde-6 walk into a bar. Cayde buys Chuck a full round of drinks and gives him a handy while he cries robot tears of joy.
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Wow things sure look weird here in the year of 2002.
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Engrams do not turn into a green, the green engrams are decrypted into exotics that don't take up the slot out of fear
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Chuck Norris doesn't look for exotics.. THE EXOTICS LOOK FOR CHUCK NORRIS
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23 RepliesChuck Norris jokes have been old for 10 years. And they were never funny to begin with.
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Get the hell out Johnny
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Chuck Norris teleports atheon.
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Chuck Noris Captured Zone D... A B and C were his too
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Chuck Norris killed ten enemies with a fusion grenade... then it detonated.
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Chuck Norris putting on Wranglers is the perfect demonstration and foundation of sword logic
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The screams that can be heard while having a jackolyte equipped are the victims of Chuck Norris's roundhouse kick.
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Since Chuck Norris is already 'Legend', he doesn't need to play this game. In fact, Chuck Norris had a DLC called the Texas King, but was removed due to being OP. Every enemy just roundhouse kicks your guardian one time and you are booted from the game. ERROR CODE: Ranger
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1 ReplyEdited by StealthMonkeyDC: 11/6/2015 4:29:35 PMEach Gjallahorn wolfpack seeker is in fact powered by a single hair from Chuck Norris's beard.
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4 RepliesChuck Norris invented Sword Logic while taking a shower... Chuck Norris made the god wave turn back... Chuck Norris didn't give Taniks a house... Chuck Norris trained Randal the Vandal...
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Well never face Nokris. Chuck Norris already killed him. Left us crota because we had nothing else to do.
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Atheon jumps off the ledge when he sees Chuck Norris in the VoG.
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When Chuck Norris entered the prison of elders Skolas was told to dismantle mines, yes?
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It wasn't Oryx that destroyed the Awoken fleet. Chuck Norris had to let one rip...
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2 RepliesChuck Norris kicked a hole in the Dreadnaught. The Cabal just landed their ship in it.
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[i]The Hellmouth was created by Chuck Norris' first use of the Fist of Havoc. [/i]
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When chuck Norris plays The story the speaker tells him of the great battle century's agi
