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Edited by barisgirit:
11/6/2015 6:54:02 PM
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Chuck Norris facts for Destiny
Combine Chuck Norris facts with Destiny.
Chuck Norris does not use infusion. He just roundhouse kicks the gears in the materials and they are automatically turned into 330 exotic.
In the jumping puzzle to Oryx, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks the dildo back into the wall. He also walks to the chest room because the path is laid before him.
Fire away!
Edit: LMAO THERE ARE REALLY GOOD ONES!
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The secret room in the lighthouse is Chuck Norris ship
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Crota used to be a Knight. Then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him. [spoiler]he got torn between dimensions[/spoiler]
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Chuck Norris caused the collapse....true story.
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Chuck Norris can snipe a sun breaker in the head twice.. And KILL IT
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Chuck Norris is [spoiler]A HUNTER[/spoiler]
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12 Replieswhen chuck played the story, the stranger had time to explain
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Chuck Nokris confirmed
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Chuck Norris is the reason Taniks has no house
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7 RepliesChuck Norris solo'd VoG as a level 26
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Taniks used to have a house...until chuck took it
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3 RepliesEdited by R merc G: 11/6/2015 9:54:42 PMChuck Norris won a staring contest with a Gorgon Chuck Norris has two weapons: His primary is [i]The Architects[/i] and his special is [i]Misadventure[/i]. No one knows what his heavy weapon is
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Destiny got a chuck Norris error code
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Chuck Norris doesn't use Aim Assist. The bullets are just too afraid to miss.
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2 RepliesChuck Norris lights the rift. Without the spark
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2 RepliesChuck Norris is the real reason Dead Orbit is trying to leave.
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Chuck Norris uses arc blade to shave.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use the first curse or last word because he is every curse and every word.
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14 RepliesEdited by Raksis The Great: 11/6/2015 11:57:02 AMChuck Norris threw a grenade. Killed 6 Sunbreakers. Then the grenade exploded.
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1 ReplyChuck Norris's tears can fix RNG problem, too bad Chuck Norris has never cried!
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The stranger found time to explain to chuck Norris !!
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1 ReplyRumor has it that Chuck Norris was drinking a Coke while fighting aboard the Dreadnaught... The resulting burp decimated the Awoken fleet.
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Chuck Norris keeps the light around because the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris
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Chuck put his Worm into Aurash, turning her into a male immortal God. (Book of Sorrow LI)
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If by some miracle you kill chuck norris in pvp and you tbag him chuck norris will come to your house roundhouse kick you in the face, fùck your mum and then tbag you
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2 RepliesEdited by HollywoodUSMC: 11/6/2015 11:29:36 PMFun fact!!!! Chuck Norris was born May 6th, 1945. The N@zis surrendered May 7th, 1945!!!! Coincidence......I think not!!!! Lol
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The warpriest has to prove he's worth to chuck norris
