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Edited by barisgirit:
11/6/2015 6:54:02 PM
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Chuck Norris facts for Destiny
Combine Chuck Norris facts with Destiny.
Chuck Norris does not use infusion. He just roundhouse kicks the gears in the materials and they are automatically turned into 330 exotic.
In the jumping puzzle to Oryx, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks the dildo back into the wall. He also walks to the chest room because the path is laid before him.
Fire away!
Edit: LMAO THERE ARE REALLY GOOD ONES!
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2 RepliesWhen in crotas end, Crota gets the presence of chuck
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2 RepliesThe Templar summons Oracles, Crota summons the oversoul.... Chuck Norris summons his beard.
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1 ReplyChuck makes bungie throw money at his screen.
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Chuck Norris played Crucible [spoiler][i]AND DIDN'T COMPLAIN ABOUT SUNBREAKERS[/i][/spoiler]
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You never killed oryx because Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him in the face at light speeds thats why theres a explosion
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Crota got his power by weilding Chuck Noriss' tooth pick. When Chuck Norris farts, he creates the aura. Chuck Norris doesn't experience run delay. Chuck Norris uses a sidearm.
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The Speaker told Chuck Norris the stories.
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Chuck Norris is Xylars father......
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A taken phalanx attempted to shield blast Chuck once. It's still in orbit.
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http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
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You know why we die everytime we jump ou of the tower?[spoiler]that's right...[/spoiler]
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Chuck Norris can take a full hammer of sol
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2 RepliesThe Traveler wasn't running from the darkness. It has just eaten Chuck Norris's sandwich
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3 RepliesBruce Lee disguised himself as a dreg and kicked Chuck Norris' ass...
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Edited by mcclean94: 11/8/2015 2:16:10 AMNever heard of her.
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2 RepliesWhen Chuck Norris falls into the abyss the architects die
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Chuck Norris deems the Warpriest worthy
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Chuck norris hammer of sol has wolfpack rounds.
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before we where deemed worthy by warpriest, the warpriest was deemed worthy by chuck norris
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Edited by MASSive: 11/8/2015 1:54:50 AMWhen Chuck Norris logs into Destiny, Bungie gets a Roundhouse error. The Cabal brought a tank to space in case of Chuck Norris. It didn't work. Chuck Norris resurrects dead ghosts. Chuck Norris has Shot Package, Rangefinder and Wolfpack Rounds. The Deathsinger's song is about a Chuck Norris Roundhouse kick. Eris Morn gave Chuck Norris candy. Chuck Norris is the final round.
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6 Replies[i]When Chuck Norris enters the Vault of Glass, Atheon voluntarily walks off the edge. When Chuck Norris melees Crota, Crota gets a message saying "Contacting Destiny Servers." Chuck Norris generated one Orb of Light on Mars. We know it today as the Traveler. [/i]
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Edited by MASSive: 11/8/2015 1:36:00 AM
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Chuck Norris can terraform Jupiter.
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Oryx is not worthy of Chuck Norris.
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"That wizard came from the moon" was really chuck Norris in disguise.
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Edited by iMikeyy: 11/8/2015 12:39:58 AMA titan once threw a hammer at Chuck Norris. We all know what happens next....
