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Edited by barisgirit:
11/6/2015 6:54:02 PM
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Chuck Norris facts for Destiny
Combine Chuck Norris facts with Destiny.
Chuck Norris does not use infusion. He just roundhouse kicks the gears in the materials and they are automatically turned into 330 exotic.
In the jumping puzzle to Oryx, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks the dildo back into the wall. He also walks to the chest room because the path is laid before him.
Fire away!
Edit: LMAO THERE ARE REALLY GOOD ONES!
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Chuck Norris is The Speaker .
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The fallen get up when they see chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris once got a precision kill on a Vex Minotaur.
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There was a Chuck Norris mask planned for _the festival of the lost_, but Deej started crying and they had to remove it.
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Chuck Norris doesn't know what a Ward of Dawn is.... He just deflects rounds and drops orbs as he pleases.
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Chuck Norris can finish the full raid with one shot of the sleeper simulant.
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Chuck Norris made Randal the vandal.
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Edited by Kactaar: 11/6/2015 2:13:43 PMXur buys things from Chuck Norris Chuck Norris does the No Knight, Ogre, or Oryx strategy There are no rocks on Chuck's map. Chuck Norris has a pre-patch Thorn Chuck Norris still uses Shot Package Engrams find Chuck Norris You didn't randomly die by the architects. It was probably just Chuck Norris sneezing. Chuck Norris has private lobbies
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1 ReplyChuck Norris wears Kung Fury pajamas. [spoiler]Before I could pull the trigger, I was hit by lightning and bitten by a cobra.[/spoiler]
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Edited by TIRED SOULDIER: 11/6/2015 2:03:33 PMChuck Norris - No Explanation Required Golgoroth withered and died when he was captured by Chuck Norris' gaze.
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Chuck Norris wont reach the lighthouse, the lighthouse reaches Chuck Norris
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Destiny isn't good enough for Chuck Norris.
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1 ReplyEdited by enivel: 11/6/2015 2:14:50 PMThe architects were killed by Chuck Norris The Darkness is just everything in Chuck Norris' shadow. When Chuck Norris hears a Titan activate his hammer, he runs towards him because it means breakfast.
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Chuck Norris is rank 10 in Iron Banner.
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Chuck Norris makes the Oracle's fade from existence
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The oracles succumb to Chuck Norris
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5 RepliesChuck Norris and the Ahamkara once inhabited the same planet. [i]extinction is a roundhouse kick, oh reader mine...[/i]
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1 ReplyOnce a Cabal Phalanx tried to shiel bash Chuck Norris. Last time we heard from the Cabal he was way out of the Solar System.
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Chuck Norris does not need a fire team to open the vault of glass, he just walks up and the Vex open it for him.
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Chuck Norris bends the Vex's time.
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Chuck Norris's legacy engrams decode at year three levels
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Exotic engrams don't drop for Chuck Norris. He just uses rare engrams. Chuck Norris solo the king fall raid on hard, BEFORE THE DLC
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when a golden gun hunter sees chuck Norris, they stick the gun to their mouth and shoot. it's an easier way to die.
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The warmind went dormant because it was afraid that it made Chuck Norris angry
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Destiny is the based on the true story of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck who?
