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Edited by barisgirit:
11/6/2015 6:54:02 PM
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Chuck Norris facts for Destiny
Combine Chuck Norris facts with Destiny.
Chuck Norris does not use infusion. He just roundhouse kicks the gears in the materials and they are automatically turned into 330 exotic.
In the jumping puzzle to Oryx, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks the dildo back into the wall. He also walks to the chest room because the path is laid before him.
Fire away!
Edit: LMAO THERE ARE REALLY GOOD ONES!
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Just going to put this here https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PPjQlkkhDcI
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1 ReplyChuck Norris missed a headshot once. ... Naaah, m jokin'
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1 ReplyChuck Norris can equip two exotic weapons
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3 RepliesChuck Norris' light level display number is a beard [spoiler]with a fist in it[/spoiler]
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When chuck norris plays destiny he ALWAYS gets 330 drops in the raids and nightfall and every enemy he kills drop 200 weapon parts
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Chuck Norris doesn't cut his grass,he dares it to grow.
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The gjallarhorn is modeled after chuck Norris's d1ck it was scaled down from original for realism
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I'll take a stab at a few I guess.. Getting close to Chuck Norris will make a Thrall self destruct. [spoiler]Without being Cursed[/spoiler] The sun praises Chuck Norris. [spoiler]Dark Souls, I know, but fitting[/spoiler] In the Vault of Glass, the Gorgon's hide from Chuck Norris. In Crota's End, the Oversoul automatically wipes when Chuck Norris doesn't die. Skolas used to speak properly, until Chuck Norris punched him in the throat.
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4 RepliesChuck Norris duel wields Last word and Thorn, with one hand.
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Charles Bronson > Chuck Norris Destiny that, you dirty hippie scumbag.
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The Stranger had time to explain why she did not have time to explain to Chuck Norris. [spoiler]Then she explained.[/spoiler]
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Chuck Norris completes gets postmortem medals without dying
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When Chuck Norris faces Oryx in the raid, Oryx must regain Chuck Norris's favor.
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Chuck Norris' ten year plan is to ignore this game until a real challenge arises. The next gen console is just his hat reforged.
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In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris still fcks u up.
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Chuck Norris doesn't capture golgoroth's gaze, golgoroth tries to avoid Chuck Norris's gaze
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Chuck Norris has the Ass Hat of Oryx.
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Chuck norris beat atheon once....before he grabbed the kvostov.
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When the stranger says she doesn't have time to explain blah blah blah, chuck Norris physically round house kicks time and then there is enough of it to explain. But of course he didn't need to and only dos to make the stranger feel better, he of course already knew what she didn't have time to explain for, as he had earlier physically punched knowledge and then knew everything.
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Chick norris roundhouse kicked destiny so hard that it's story died.
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Chuck norris had time to explain
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There is a hole in the traveler because Chuck Norris round house kicks things with insufficient back stories.
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His name is Chuck Oryx!
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Chuck Norris rides around on a Goliath tank instead of a sparrow.
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Chuck Norris final round in the touch of malice doesn't hurt him but hurts everyone around him.
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Edited by WELSHA08: 11/6/2015 3:31:58 PMThis thread pleases me.
