No, Guardians, our true enemies are:
-invisible cracks on the map leading to misadventures
-corners
-rocks so small, yet somehow you can't walk over them and you end up dying because it stops you from sprinting
-anything a few feet from the top of your head
And finally
The edge of the map. You know where it is, you see it right there, yet somehow. . .somehow you trip off it. . .
Hell, even walking backwards into a wall can get you killed by misadventure. Didn't know it was possible until I played in crucible.
[spoiler]I think we can all safely agree every single thing listed above has either A) killed us or B) Gotten us killed[/spoiler]
Edit: LAG IS OP PLZ NERF, BUNGIE!!!!
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BEHOLD THE FINAL BOSS OF YEAR 9: a parkour map that must be completed by everyone in your team AND YEAR 10: [spoiler]lag demon[/spoiler]