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Edited by FeelGoodCEO: 11/4/2015 11:25:03 PM
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The Darndest things Stoned people say

Trick question. They can't talk because they're dead.

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  • Edited by Jack Torrance: 11/5/2015 2:02:22 PM
    [b][i]friend and I, stoned, waiting in line at Panera Bread. Notice that girl at register is a total babe, friend approaches. [/i][/b] "Uh hey can I get a toasted sesame iced tea with strawberry cream cheese and sugar?" [b][i]girl stares. Friend stares. Before girl can finish saying[/i][/b] "...what...?" [b][i]friend turns around and quickly walks out of the restaurant. A laughing fit of awesome proportions ensues on my part. [/i][/b]

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