originally posted in:The Roleplay League
FERAL [b]GYRATES [i]WILDLY[/i].[/b]
[b]HE IS ON SPACE COCAINE.[/b]
HE IS GOING TO [b]HAVE SEX[/b] WITH A [b]CABAL TANK[/b] AND USE THE [b]VEX TIME PORTAL[/b] TO GO [b]BACK IN TIME[/b] TO [b]KILL HIMSELF AS A BABY[/b] SO HE CAN [b]PULL OFF THE GREATEST HEIST IN HISTORY[/b] AND STEAL [i]HIS OWN BIRTHDAY[/i].
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*removes glasses* My god....
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[quote]*removes glasses* My god....[/quote]
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Da fuq?
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FERAL [b]BEGINS TO RUMMAGE THROUGH OVERLORD'S POCKETS [/b] TO FIND ANY LOOSE MONEY OR AT THE VERY LEAST, [b]STEAL ALL OF HIS BUBBLEGUM[/b]. HE BEGINS TO TELL OVERLORD ABOUT [b]THE GREAT PANSEXUAL WEREWOLF WAR[/b] IN THE FUTURE AND HOW ALL OF MANKIND WILL BE [b]HARVESTED FOR THEIR EYEBROWS[/b] ONCE THE VEX INTERVENE. [b]WITH EXPRESSIVE EYEBROWS, THE VEX WILL FINALLY BE ABLE TO INFILTRATE THE PAST AND BREED WITH OUR WOMEN, SECURING THEMSELVES ACROSS ALL FACETS OF HUMAN HISTORY.[/b]
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You have been caught pickpocketing! You have lost Karma.
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FERAL [b]UNEXPECTEDLY IMPREGNATED [/b] THE CABAL TANK WITH HIS FROTHY, [b]UNHOLY SEX MOVES[/b]. FERAL [b]BECOMES THE TANKFATHER OF PHOBOS[/b]. HE IS [b]UNSURE WHAT TO NAME HIS YOUNG[/b].
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The sun begins to expand suddenly, becoming a Red Giant! It incinerated Mercury, Venus, and the Earth!
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WE HAVE TO [b]GO BACK[/b] IN TIME AND STOP THE [b]MUMMY REBELLION[/b] LED BY [b]TURBO-HITLER.[/b]
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But if you go back in time to change events, you end up setting those events in motion! Seriously, have you never heard of the Bootstrap Paradox? Anybody who graduated 3rd grade knows it. Then again...
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BOOTSTRAP PARADOX IS ONLY FOR [b]BECOMING YOUR OWN BEETHOVEN[/b] OR WHEN YOU'RE [b]JOHN CONNOR[/b] AND HAVE TO [b]SEND KYLE REESE BACK IN TIME[/b] TO KNOCK UP YOUR MOTHER, [i]WHICH YOU COULDN'T DO IF YOU HADN'T ALREADY SENT HIM BACK IN THE FIRST PLACE[/i] BECAUSE [b]YOU WOULDN'T EXIST[/b]. THESE THINGS ARE ALL [b]THEORETICAL[/b] BUT MOST HINGES ON WHICH PERCEPTION OF TIME IS ULTIMATELY TRUE (LIKE IF NEWTON'S THEORY OF LINEAR TIME IS CORRECT OR NOT).
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Nice Doctor Who reference.
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I AM TRYING TO LIKE [b]SEASON 9[/b], BUT AFTER THE [b]DAVROS EPISODES[/b] NOTHING ELSE HAS BEEN AS GOOD AND IT'S ALL [i]MONSTER OF THE WEEK[/i] BULLSHIT.