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Edited by FeelGoodCEO:
11/4/2015 11:25:03 PM
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The Darndest things Stoned people say
Trick question. They can't talk because they're dead.
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1 Reply"Hey man, can I get a hit of that stone?"
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1 ReplyEdited by Raymond Castro: 11/5/2015 9:44:30 PMAye did you see where I put the lighter? ... ... ... No I don't see it man ... ... F[i]u[/i]ck ... ... ... Oh dude its in your hand! ... Oh shit haha, damn I'm hella fu[i]c[/i]kin high man
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3 RepliesDude I don't Know What Youra Doin' but Have You Seen The ****ing Dragons In The Kitchen?
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"You will [b]rock[/b] my world..."
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Edited by Jack Torrance: 11/5/2015 2:02:22 PM[b][i]friend and I, stoned, waiting in line at Panera Bread. Notice that girl at register is a total babe, friend approaches. [/i][/b] "Uh hey can I get a toasted sesame iced tea with strawberry cream cheese and sugar?" [b][i]girl stares. Friend stares. Before girl can finish saying[/i][/b] "...what...?" [b][i]friend turns around and quickly walks out of the restaurant. A laughing fit of awesome proportions ensues on my part. [/i][/b]
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I first have to ask for some weed. Time to talk to my neighbors. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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genius
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2 RepliesI see your answer but i've got a better one. *on skype at the start of WoW's latest xpac with 6 other friends* one of them leaves for 5 minutes and comes back on with his bong starts lighting it up not even 10 minutes later he starts saying shit "if i blow smoke out of my window would my house be a choo-choo?" "duuuude im like a fukin dragon right now" "whoooooooo" "is that like, a weapon?"
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I c wat u did there
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Put the weed in Da coconut n light dat shi[i][/i]t up put Da weed in Da coconut n light that shi[i][/i]t up
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1 ReplyWoah man, that was a big dab, I think I need to sit down.. "You are sitting down bro."
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1 ReplyDamn it, I was going to say [i]"Ahh my legs!"[/i] or [i]"Please stop!"[/i]
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"If a man lay with another man, may he be stoned." this means... [spoiler]SMOKE WEED EVRDEY![/spoiler]
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2 RepliesI eat Legos
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2 Replies[quote]have you ever tasted bong water from your belly button?[/quote] I heard something around the lines of this a year ago.
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3 RepliesEdited by Thaowel: 11/4/2015 11:29:05 PMi live near a deer crossing and they keep getting hit. the county should move the deer crossing sign somewhere else. it is too dangerous for the deer to cross where it is now.
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1 ReplyShameless BUMP of Shame
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11 Replies
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1 ReplyHaha. Your silly....
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