So a bit of backstory first - this was before oryx finally had figured out he'd be happier as a bloke...
So the great and glorious chuck Norris was taking his morning stroll through space when he suddenly found the urge into create some offspring so he literally could be everywhere at once at the same time (this was before he developed that power btw so a few millennia ago) and he came across the newly developed late-teen who would become our little oryx... Needless to say what happened next (of course pre-oryx gave consent) but it turned out that instead of being impregnated, chuck's "man juice" was so overpoweringly manly that a mutation began to occur and henceforth oryx was born! Alongside a few other mini oryx's as well of course...
Then repulsed by the creation that stood in front of him(pre-oryx was actually pretty cute), chuck then roundhouse kicked oryx and co to the other side of the Galaxy.
And that is the real reason why oryx came here, not cuz we killed his son but because he heard chuck was hanging around this area and he wanted revenge! And answers... But mostly revenge!
[spoiler]more of a little story than a chuck fact (not joke, none of them are jokes he really can swim through land) but oh well[/spoiler]
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