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originally posted in:The Ashen Conflux
11/1/2015 9:52:41 PM
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This content of this post has been lost in the dark corners of time. Call Vex Customer Service at 1-800-555-TIME for more info
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*Calls* Hi I'm here to retrieve Tree of ruin posts? I know the price is to kneel to a dark heart and become liquid inside of a automaton, but it's worth it
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Sorry, there are no representatives available at this time. Please call back later or wait for a representative to become available. *music plays*
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*hears awful vault of glass screaming that passes as music* Wait........ Cmon.....
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You are now spot 4,230 on the waiting list. Have a nice eternity!
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Shit.
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I representative is now ready for you. What was your inquiry?
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A fireteam of Guardians has recently raided customer service HQ, you are now spot 54 on the waiting list. Have a nice eternity!
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A Taken incursion has wiped out the rest of the wait list. Your infinity is being processed and a representative should be ready to take your call in anywhere from 2 minutes to 2,000 years, depending on local space-time fluctuations. Have a nice eternity!
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You are now spot 4,229 on the waiting list. Have a nice eternity!
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You are currently spot 297 on the wait list. Insulting our music choices moves you to a lower priority list. You are now spot 4,231 on the waiting list. Have a nice eternity!
