I do not take credit. This was made by user Chaos Theory. I am just simply reposting To see the original, click here 9Date is Jan 29, 2015, so it is SUPER OLD): https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/95842745/0/0 (It got ninjaed. I cry everytime ;-;) Guardians, you are what stands between humanity and it’s complete annihilation. You are what defend the remnants of what’s left while making progress in reclaiming what has been lost. You are a symbol of hope, a light, a beacon on top of a hill to everyone in the city. Why am I stating this you ask, why am I currently reciting these words as if it’s something that is not known to you. I’ll put it simply, we are convinced you forgot, otherwise we wouldn't be receiving such ridiculous reports. What are we referring to you ask, by now you are probably leaning forward and listening with curiosity, or smiling and shaking your head because you already know where this is going. What I am referring to are the increasing reports of physical harassment among guardians, specifically events that occur inside a defenders ward of dawn. Seriously? I mean seriously? If I have to actually take time out of schedule in order to write a notice for this, the situation is pretty ridiculous, and that’s not a word I use lightly. For those of you who don’t actually know proper etiquette, I am telling you right now that it is NOT okay to inappropriately grab ANYONE, under ANY circumstances. Shaxx has been informed of the situation, and wants to make it perfectly clear that behavior like this will not be tolerated in the crucible. “So I was in the crucible running a control drill, where I usually spend my free time. My teammates and I were in the process of capturing, when the opposing team began to assault I instinctively summoned my Ward of Dawn to repel incoming attacks. I was anticipating rockets, I was anticipating the rogue bladedancer to come by, what I did not, no, could not expect, was the feeling of a hand where it REALLY should not have been. I turned around to find two of my teammates trying their best to hold in their laughter and another looking the opposite direction. Who!? I mean WHO actually does that!?” – Rebbeca Whinzch, Female Defender Titan “It was a strike on Earth, Old Russia, an old long abandoned military compound which was thought to be housing Fallen from the house of Kings. I was paired up with a Hunter and a Titan. The hunter was scouting ahead of us and instructed me and the titan to stay put. So we waited, and it was about 3 minutes past when the Titan, who was female, began to make small talk. “So Warlock, what can you tell me about sound”, “Pardon?” I respond. “Sound, I’ve just got the strangest sudden curiosity, and what better person to learn from than a Warlock?” I was ecstatic, it’s not very often we Warlocks get asked to lecture. “ Well, it travels in waves at approximately 340 meters a second, think of it as an invisible sphere that expands from it’ source and proceeds to bounce off whatever it reaches, that’s how we got echoes” I snapped my fingers to demonstrate, the sound echoed across the empty space better than I expected it to, that’s when she walked a bit closer. “At least 340 meters in air, in water it-“ before I could continue I was interrupted by her suddenly summoning her Ward of dawn around us. Of course I was perplexed, we were alone with no probable threat nearby. “What are you doing?” I asked. She responded “I wouldn’t want us getting harmed in the middle of our conversation, now tell me, what’s the highest a human can hear?” “About 20,000Hertz” I responded out of reflex rather than will, “Why?” I followed up. That’s when she suddenly wrapped an arm around my waist and pulled me close, way too close. “You know, this ward is sound proof” she whispered. I haven’t been able to look at her in the eye since” -Allins Shron, Male Voidwalker Warlock “I don’t really care, anyone gropes me I’ll grope them right back … around the neck” -Rizhka Iznaya, Female Gunslinger Hunter “This is really cannot be ignored, the sooner we get a steady grip of this situation the bette- PFFfffft Ahahaahaha ah, Sorry, I’m sorry. In all seriousness, this is unacceptable, I can’t even begin to touch on how thi- PFFTT AHHAHAHAHA, I’m sorry I can’t do this” -Cayde 6, Hunter Vanguard Well there you have it, if you are involved with the party responsible it is highly recommended that you cease in these ridiculous actions. Any events similar to this reported from now on will have consequences, serious consequences. Please control your impulses, it's not even February. -Ikora Rey Have you experienced something similar? Where you the one being out in an uncomfortable situation,?Share in the comments below. Edit: I really appreciate that some of you are taking the creative freedom to make up your own little allegories to add to this dark humor. Really, I do, but let's not forget that these are forums with rules, some of you are getting a wee bit too excited (you know who you are), and some of the things I'm coming across are a bit too steamy, my computer might explode. Try to keep the comments PG13 please, Destiny is rated T afterall, even though it's an online game, and online content isn't rated by the ESRB. Anywho, that is all. (THIS IS A REPOST. I DO NOT TAKE CREDIT FOR THIS)