Thanks for coming to Tex Titan's Exotic Barbecue. We aren't happy unless you're happy. If something's not right, let us know!
All our meats are HAMMER ROASTED on premises for the very best flavor. You can look elsewhere, but you won't find better food than here!
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LEG OF DREG
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Slow roasted for hours so that tender moistness comes thru. You can't go wrong here! We recommend our sweet sauce with these.
75 Glimmer
KNIGHT ON THE HALFSHELL
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Steamed in the shell for that succulent melt-in-your-mouth flavor. Served with cole slaw and tartar sauce on the side. Drawn butter on request.
150 Glimmer
ROAST OGRE TENDERLOIN
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Baked to the peak of perfection, then hand fork pulled and piled high on a cornmeal bun. Our spicy sauce brings out the flavor best here.
225 Glimmer
TORTUE ET TERRAGON
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A fancy name for a simple yet delicious turtle stew straight from Mars. Warms the bones on a cold day. Served with our signature sourdough bread.
175 Glimmer
ARCHON LIVER PATE
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Discontinued due to not being able to get product without lead contamination. Sorry, folks!
THRALL BALLS
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You'll shriek too when you try these tasty breaded and deep fried treats. Try 'em with cocktail sauce.
35 Glimmer
VEX JUICE CHOWDER
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We dunno what "Vex Organic Components" are either, but they sure taste fine. Simmered with potatoes and bacon for a smooth and satisfying chowder. Served with sourdough bread.
50 Glimmer Cup/125 Glimmer Bowl
We have all your favorite soda, beer and wine at reasonable prices.
Open every day 9AM to 9PM, 11PM Friday/Saturday. Right next to Used Armor Emporium on
level 42, Tower North.
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Can you just pile all of that into a famous bowl, like a wet grey mound of sadness I can eat with a spoon like a psychiatric hospital patient? Yeah.. I'll have a failure pile in a fuking sadness bowl please? - Patton Oswalt
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Best post I've seen.... Seriously need wizard milk thou.
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Damn... No wizard's milk?
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Edited by Frank the Shank: 11/5/2015 6:24:28 AMI'll have the leg of dreg, with a side order of thrall balls extra horsey sauce. I'll have a large Skolas Kola. And Kellisize my meal too.
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Legit
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You.Are.A.Genius! O.O
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Damn it now I'm hungry :(
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Ill have some thrall balls with a pitcher of skolas colas
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What beverages would you recommend with the Vex Juice Chowder? I'm wondering whether or not to have a bottle for the table.
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The Roast Ogre sounds quite fetching! I bet it would pair well with a hearty, full-bodied Skolas Stout. I have a quaint little place in a cave on Venus. Would you deliver, and what would that cost? I'd gladly pay some extra glimmer, or even a few strange coins for such a luxury.
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Bump for the dinner crowd!