Every Halloween a man, (if you can call it that) named ' Nipless cage' (Pronounced Nip-Less Cage) takes control of Nicolas Cage and hunts down your nipples to digest hoping one day it will find the perfect nipples to use as its own.
Any man or women with nipples isn't safe and is a target of this beast, Seeing how this thing posses Nicolas Cage the only way to kill it is by killing the host. The problem with that is Nicolas Cage is immune to bullets and sharp objects.
So please if you find a way to kill it please post it here, until then your nipples aren't safe.
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I lock mine in a safe box named "Ass" every year.