Each year the great pumpkin rises out of the pumpkin patch he thinks is the most sincere. (The great pumpkin loves sincerity)
And will give toys to all the children in the world on Halloween night. I have spent the last few months growing and caring for my pumpkin patch , and trying to make it as sincere as possible. In hopes that he will come.
But I wanted to ask you guys if you are ready for the great pumpkin.
Have you prepared your patch? Do you think your pumpkins are sincere enough? Are you sure your pumpkin patch has no hypocrisy? (the great pumpkin hates hypocrisy)
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Screw The Great Pumpkin. I'm waiting for The Great Potato. The Great Potato rises out of a potato field every St. Patrick's Day eve. Overnight, he delivers presents to all the good little boys and girls