Each year the great pumpkin rises out of the pumpkin patch he thinks is the most sincere. (The great pumpkin loves sincerity)
And will give toys to all the children in the world on Halloween night. I have spent the last few months growing and caring for my pumpkin patch , and trying to make it as sincere as possible. In hopes that he will come.
But I wanted to ask you guys if you are ready for the great pumpkin.
Have you prepared your patch? Do you think your pumpkins are sincere enough? Are you sure your pumpkin patch has no hypocrisy? (the great pumpkin hates hypocrisy)
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About that... I may have turned him into a pie..,
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I am ready for the great and holy pumpkin relic to bring me to godhood.
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that pumpkin is not so great.
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I like the Simpsons version where after he discovers pumpkin pie, he goes on a killing rampage
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My family watches that every year before Halloween.
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Yes. I'm waiting in my pumpkin patch all night so I can see the great pumpkin and get some toys from his huge bag
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WELCOME GREAT PUMPKIN!
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Yusssssss
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Git rekt deder
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Screw The Great Pumpkin. I'm waiting for The Great Potato. The Great Potato rises out of a potato field every St. Patrick's Day eve. Overnight, he delivers presents to all the good little boys and girls
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ITS THE GREAT PUMPKIN CHARLIE BROWN
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I'm ready for the gr8 blumpkin
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The great bumpkin
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Get my life straightened out? My life is amazing, I rustle the jimmies of e-girls in my 500 sq ft house eating nachos while your living in the pouch of a kangaroo. One day you'll be on my level of Internet savagery.
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