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Edited by Nucking Futs :
11/10/2015 4:18:55 PM
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>be me
>be me
>heading into GameStop
>hot ass cashier
>"hi welcome to GameStop."
>get so nervous I start to fart
>"are you okay?"
>she touches my shoulder
>shits pants
>asks if they have bathrooms
>"here I'll show you"
>leads me to the bathroom by hand
>"uhh... Thanks..."
>she rips off my pants
>shit everywhere
>bends me over
>starts to lick my asshole clean
>she starts moaning
>she smears shit all over her face
>she starts roaring in ecstasy
>roaring
>she is a bear
>Realize bear is eating my asshole
>bear keeps munching on my dingleberries
>tsunami of shit into bears mouth
>keep blasting into the bears mouth
>Bear is now loudly gurgling struggling to swallow it all
>Tears are rolling down its face because the smell
>bear is roaring and gurgling on the putridness of it all
>Voice outside, "WHAT THE HELL IS THAT"
>Manager opens the door
>gets on the floor
>Everybody walk the dinosaur
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The -blam!-
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1 Reply[i] [/i]
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LOL wtf did I just read.
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This was like watching a German porno
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God damn it, I laughed so hard in the middle of chemistry! XD
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What the flying -blam!- did I just read XD
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Well... That's enough internet for me today.
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3 Replies[b] [/b]
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Fixed for perfection
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2 Replies*sits in polished black leather chair* "..." *sits in polished black leather chair* *sits in polished black leather chair* *sits in polished black leather chair* *sits in polished black leather chair*
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2 Replies>be OP's mom >abort OP for writing like this
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[quote]>be me >heading into GameStop >hot ass cashier >"hi welcome to GameStop." >get so nervous I start to fart >"are you okay?" >she touches my shoulder >shits pants >asks if they have bathrooms >"here I'll show you" >leads me to the bathroom by hand >"uhh... Thanks..." >she rips off my pants >shit everywhere >bends me over >starts to lick my asshole clean >she starts moaning >she smears shit all over her face >she starts roaring in ecstasy >roaring >she is a bear >Realize bear is eating my asshole >bear keeps munching on my dingleberries >tsunami of shit into bears mouth >keep blasting into the bears mouth >Bear is now loudly gurgling struggling to swallow it all >Tears are rolling down it's face because the smell >bear is roaring and gurgling on the putridness of it all >Voice outside, "WHAT THE HELL IS THAT" >Manager opens the door >gets on the floor >Everybody walk the dinosaur[/quote] WHAT THE ACTUAL F[b]U[/b]CK?!?!
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1 ReplyI violated the [url=/en/View/bungie/conduct]Code of Conduct[/url] and was met with Ninja Justice.
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2 RepliesThese were never funny.
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Edited by inFamousDaxter: 11/2/2015 9:04:39 PM[quote]#itsmyavatarnowneon[/quote] top kek
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I live for your greentext
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Thank you for this experience.
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1 Reply
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Jesus man.....your sick.....;)
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1 ReplyWhat the -blam!- did I just read? .-.
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1 Reply/not original
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3 RepliesDidn't even recognize you, you changed pics.
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Well... that escalated quickly
