This has probably been done already, but we're doing it again!
Alight everyone, get posting! :D
Here's mine:
Friend: I -blam!-ed your mom last night.
Me: So you're the one who gave her AIDS!
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I'm not a proctologist, but I see and asshole when I see one. [spoiler]I'll walk myself out[/spoiler]
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Other person: *insert insult here* Me: You're a bigger one!
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Freind: you're stupid! Me: nuh uh
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Friend: Retard Me: I have a comeback, but I can't use it because my parents told me to be nice to the mentally challenged. [spoiler]+10 points for trying[/spoiler]