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10/30/2015 12:20:10 AM
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I didn't poop for five days AMA
You read it right. I didn't poop for five days straight. Now that I am no longer full of śhit AMA
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3 RepliesYour lucky. Sounds like you avoided an ER visit but next to priapism a fecal impaction has to be the most embarrassing thing to have to go to the ER for. Not only is it horrible for you but it's horrible for the health care providers too. A fecal impaction is when (to put it simply) there is so shit in you that it can't pass through your asshole unassisted. A doctor has to put his hand up your ass and break up the crap manually. I hear it can be like breaking a dam... All I know is I wouldn't want to be a nurse covering that procedure. I'm just imagining the conversation you'd have with your doctor during the procedure: You (with your ass in the air) : Oww doc! I thought you said you'd only use two fingers! Doctor : Yeah, I said that but I'm using my whole hand cause I don't like you.
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More water and fiber.
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People would have this happen to them in basic training from the stress. One person went 3 weeks without pooping and her stool became impacted. They had to do surgery..... There is a pun here
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Heard of fibre?
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Might wanna get that checked out...
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I went a week once, and didn't feel any negative effects. It's nice to know I can go that long for when the apocalypse hits
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I once took a shit so intense I pissed blood for 2 days. I eat bran by the bucketload now, I ain't going through that again.
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2 RepliesDid you take a suppository? I was stopped up a while ago, and went to grab some dulcolax, but accidentally grabbed the suppository, rather than the pills. Worked quickly, but I've literally never been in more pain when shit started to get moving. That was an intense afternoon.
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1 ReplyU need a doctor lol
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16 RepliesWhen I was a kid I used to hold my poop in for up to a month in a half because I haaaaatteeed pooping .
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4 RepliesI work with a guy that has the same issues. He said he was in a similar situation and when he was finally able to poop he wished he had rigged up a harness with balloons and confetti to drop down because it was such an incredible moment. He said he audibly cheered out loud lol
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I've went 8 days come at me
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1 ReplyFor gods sake, man! Roughage!
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3 RepliesEnemas are useful in these situations.
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1 ReplyI poop 3 times a week after reset of course
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1 ReplyI poop like 3 times a day. I feel sorry for you.
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2 RepliesThat's funny because I pooped for 5 days!
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2 RepliesYou're no longer full of shit? Believe it when I see it
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2 RepliesSpeaking of... How do mathematicians deal with constipation? [spoiler]They work it out with a pencil![/spoiler]
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2 Replieslol, I can't shit anywhere but my own home, how do you think I feel?
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1 ReplyU should see a doctor
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2 RepliesI poop every night just before bed. My and my poop seem to have a special agreement.
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2 RepliesAre you butthurt?
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1 ReplyHow's your colon?
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Fiber
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1 ReplyHahahaha
