In Destiny,...
Can carry 600 rounds of assault rifle ammo...
And only 20 shotgun shells and 4 rockets...
Thorn fires spikes big enough for a railroad...
Has a tiny drum mag with several rounds in it...
Putting a scope on a shotgun makes it shoot further...
Double jumps...
Sidearms more effective than hand cannons at close range...
Shotguns can't kill anything more than ten feet away...
Gjallarhorn has half a dozen tiny rockets in its main rocket that somehow survive the main rockets explosion...
Guns can heal you by shooting people...
Guns can regenerate bullets...
Hive can crawl out of inch-deep puddles of black ooze...
Burst fire guns with "full auto", DONT fire in full auto...
Owns remote controlled, heavily armed, starfighter, doesnt call in airstrikes with it...
Gets shot at while on sparrow, shields dow, engine on fire, manages to get away, shields recover, engine still on fire, but can take several more hits with ease...
Exceptionally legendary sparrow found in treasure vault of raid boss...
Accidentally overheat it and blow it up...
Calls down another one immediately...
Level 8 public event VIP target, has shields so strong even a endgame guardian can barely crack them without backup...
Fallen keep sending reinforcements to Cosmodrome...
Because THIS time the Guardians wont stand a chance...
Need exotic armor piece just to carry 2 grenades...
0 kills, 29 deaths...
Gets Gjallarhorn...
English
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Cancer
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What does that have to do with anything?... I dont get it...
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Just cuz :]
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Self bump... Because everyone shall witness my genius!