you hear a siren go off
intercom: battle station men battle stations!!
Luke Smith: i had this planed in case the remnants of our older team could actually create another halo without us, turns out.....they did
DeeJ: but sir i though you said..............
Luke Smith: Quiet DeeJ i know what i said!, we need to make it even better......make it arc damage....
Cosmo: NO! THATS SUICIDE!
Luke Smith: i know....but its the only way.......
a golden engram pops up in front of Luke Smith, he opens the top and presses the red button
you here a faint and the whirring of a fan
[spoiler]GJALLARHORN YEAR 2 QUEST ACTIVATES[/spoiler]
Luke Smith: may RNG have mercy on their souls....
Edit: I did not think i would get this many people to come to this post........cool!
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hahaha good stuff.
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Halo is a dying series. The hardcore Xboners are clinging onto the glory days of Halo 1 & 2. Hoping, praying. I have unfortunate news. Halo 2 was 11 years ago. It's not coming back. The series has gone through 3 developers, each substantially worse than its predecessor. 5 games into the series now, and each game has also been worse and worse since Halo 2. It went from Grade A Kobe Beef to Ground Sirloin, not even Angus. The McDonalds variety. It's current rendition offers a laughably short Campaign with poor storytelling. You can literally beat it in an afternoon or 2, and there is no reason to go go back. Zero replay value. For a game that is essentially PVP only, we were hoping it would be perfect. It has to be, to compete with other games that offer far more variety. Sadly, it was good but not great. I grew bored of it in 2 days. We will not be talking about this game in 6 months to a year. It didn't cut it. It's time to give Master Chief a proper burial. It's over. Grieve, wipe your tears, say goodbye, pick yourselves up, and move on. I'm sorry guys, but life will go on. Remember the good ol' days in the early 2000's if it helps you move on. Maybe even pop in some Halo 1/2 and blow some Covenent face off. R.I.P. Chief, you will be missed
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Even master chief knows Halo is a sunken ship....that's why he's hiding in destiny XD
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Both games a good for their own reasons. The progression system in destiny makes it a different type of game completely. Just because they look similar and have ties to Bungie doesn't mean they are trying to be the same game.
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Don't have an XBox; not going anywhere.
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I came back to Destiny after being disappointed by Halo 5...I was really hyped for it, only to be let down...
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I'm still here so your argument is beyond invalid. Let me give you a little secret. Halo is a one off, it's flashy and entertaining, but wrapping paper only keeps you occupied for so long.
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Edited by hapPENIS: 11/1/2015 4:37:52 PM[u] [/u]
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Lol bro over 50% of the destiny player base is ps4 alone.... That leaves the other 40 something % to be on three other consoles. You really think that many people put down destiny to play halo??? Negative sir and they will come back to destiny after a couple days, weeks, months whatever but they will come back.
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As silly as this I guarantee it would bring people back lol
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Lmao that was a good read, thanks for the laugh!
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QUIET DEEJ!
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Made me laugh
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You'll know when they're in panic mode because they will let us ascend our old raid weapons again.
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This......this was good! I salute you good sir!
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I love it beats a FNAF fan ficton
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LOOOL
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[b]FALL OUT MASTER RACE![/b]
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looks like they did hit the button... ZHALO SUPERCELL AND GRAVITON AND TOKIONAUGHT.
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DJ-Sentinel_Soul
Drums, Bass, and Devour on loop 24/7 - old
Pull the lever, Cosmo. (k'chunk) [b][i]WRONG LEVEEEEEeeer...[/i][/b] [30 minutes later] Okay...why do we even [i]have[/i] that lever? -
In a perfect world they'd release free dlc
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You forgot #satire
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I love this SOOO much