[quote][quote]When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs? No Why is the word "abbreviation" so long? Nobody knows Why is the word dictionary in the dictionary? It's for children, laughter or retards. Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio? You need the focus. Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? Idk. If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights? Flashbang. If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke? A very sad one.... Yes. Why is it called a "building" when it is already built? Because logic. Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips? Cause it sticks to your lips. Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"? Because they know we're all gonna die. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? Maybe the sides aren't sticky. If you can't drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots? So you can park. If space is a vacuum, who changes the bags? Morgan Freeman. Why do wise guy and wise man mean entirely different things? Neither are wise. If I save time, when do I get it back? You don't. Why do we say "a pair of pants" when there is only one article of clothing involved? Slang. Why do they call it quicksand when it sucks you down slowly? Maybe it was Opposite Day. Can Vegans eat Animal crackers? I don't see why not. PS or XBX? Ps Apple or Android? Apple Why are we here? Nobody actually knows. Destiny or Halo? That's too hard both. What if the following sentence is true. But the previous sentence is false? Then someone won't ace this test. Why is Bacon have "Bake" in it when we cook it? Logic. Why does Cookies have "Cook" in it when we bake them? Logic. Imperials or Stormcloaks? Storm cloaks. Is PC truly #masterrace? Maybe because games are essentially cheaper. What % of fat do you like in your milk? Idfc. Hot tea or Iced tea? Ice tea Hot dogs or hamburgers? Hamburgers. Beef or Pork? Beef How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 72. Trucks, Cars, or Vans? Cars// Fuel efficiency. Sony or Microsoft? Sony. Is Cortana really kill? Possibly. Can you even? YES I CAN EVEN. Walmart or Target? Target, Walmarts stupid jk. Who is your favorite Ninja/Bng employee? Recon. How do you like your steak? Not pink. Who expects the Spanish Inqusition? Wiz Khalifa. Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like? Yes excatly. My ancestors are smiling down on me Imperials, can you say the same? Hell Na. How do you get to Carnegie hall? You google it. Is a male magician a wizard or a warlock? Warlock. Oak or Pine trees? Pine is fine. What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen Swallow? 50%50%. Is country music [i]really[/i] that bad? Meh yea kinda. Are you a brony? NOpe. What country do you live in? Canada Do you even lift? Yea What are those? Shoes. Why are pizza boxes square, when the actual pizza is round? Because pizza places like all shapes. Why doesn't McDonalds sell hotdogs? That'd be nasty. Can crop circles be square? No. Are eyebrows considered facial hair? I'd say. Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round? Same as before people like shapes. What is Satan's last name? Maybe hell. What is a picture of a thousand words worth? How every much the owner sells it for. Can animals commit suicide? Technically. Can you buy an entire chess set at a pawn shop? Probably. Since rabbits don't lay eggs, why does the Easter bunny carry them? He's a pedo. What's the difference between fancy ketchup and regular ketchup? There's no difference, you bafoon. I've answered your questions m8.[/quote]