Need 1 for oryx same name as above.
-Must reply with TL;DR
-Must be 310+
-Must Have experience
-Must have emblem
-Must have ToM and Black Spindle equipped at the same time
-Must use a Jackolyte before fighting Golgoroth
-Must have turtle beach head set, non of this knock off BS
-Must be between 24-32 years of age
-Must be willing to hand over your first born child
-Must be playing on a 60in LED Sony or Samnsung 40k TV
-Must be willing to be motivated by Shia LaBeouf before starting the raid
-Must have a valid driver's license
-Must have a day job
-Must have an account on five different dating sites
-Must have replied to 30 different posts in the forums
-Must be part of a clan
-Must own all gaming systems (Yes you must have Destiny for Wii U)
-Must have created a "Where are the gamer girls?" post
-Must be a fan of the Jacksonville Jaguars
-Must refer to everyone as bruh
-Sign on the dotted line with your blood
-Must understand that if you die you're booted, no second chances
-Grimoire score needs to be 4000+
-Must have killed Oryx in Normal Mode with Khvostov 7G-02
-Must have soloed VOG, CE, and POE
-Must have year 2 GHorn that Deej sold
-Must have done the tombship jumping blindfolded while yodeling.
-Must pay me $100 to carry your scrub arse through the raid
-Must be a dirty filthy casual
-Must be a MLG with T-Shirt and photo to prove it
-Must have Optimus Prime Painted Sparrow with Tumbler
-Must have a dial-up internet connection
-Must have an Androi and a contract with Verizon
-Must be crisscross applesauce spoons in a bowl while playing
-Must have a neck beard
-Must have experience sexually pleasing Oryx
-Must equip your DSR/Balista and hit a 720 y y ladder stall shotgun reload cancel shock charge claymore insta-swap diamond camo sucide God mode Hax beehive Dorito-Bigfoot racist Panda mountaindew vanossgamin Pewds
-Must have a squeky voice, no voice modifiers take in some helium balloons scrubs.
-Must secretly be a super hero or a busy adult with many busy adult things to do.
-Must be an all around nice person, no dbags allowed
-Must T-Bag Oryx after you've killed him
-Must have two thumbs up and not give a damn
-Must get nothing but moldering shards and like it
-Must have an apartment in the Lighthouse on Mercury
-Must have no deaths in your entire time of playing Destiny
-Must have soloed Xylar and Randal the Vandal
-Must know primary ammo glitch
-Must have soloed the Cosmodrome patrol
-Must be a Victoria's Secret model, so stunning, so beautiful, unflawed enough to have been turned into a piece of mall advertisement
-Must be related to The Stig
-Must be naked while playing
-Must be sponsored by Red Bull
-Must know how to get out of the map on S.A.B.E.R. 2 Strike
-Must be willing to put up with me jamming to Sandstorm by Darude at volume 11
-Must have a Crucible K/D of at least 4.20 with 69 kills per match
-Must have the worst grammar on the forums but willing to correct other peoples grammar
-Must be able to solo Warpriest without jumping.
-Must snort Doritos and know how to shove a spoon up your bootyhole
-Must admit Glover is the best N64 game you've ever played
-Must have a 4.5 gpa and be enrolled in Harvard
-Must have frontier shell at 320 light
-Must be iron banner rank 6
-Must have soloed black spindle mission in under 3 minutes
-Must be proficient in Microsoft Excel 2013
-Must know how to use Photoshop Creative Cloud
-Must have learned to tre flip a skateboard to show oryx up
-Must like to cut wrists
-Must have found rotom in pokemon without looking or cheating and the first 151
-Must believe Han Solo shot first
-Must Stand With Ward
-Hail Hydra
-Must know the lyrics to "Gangam Style" and be willing to translate them into English and Portuguese
-Must be willing to rage quit when you fail at the totems and then ask to be reinvited to the fireteam
-Must take a shot every time we wipe
-Must have a bachelor's degree in applied science or marine biology
-Must have gotten the "Monument to all your sins" solo on PS
-Must have completed the Dying Light Raid defeating Xur, The Speaker, and The Traveler
-Must be able to do no handed push ups
English
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damn i wish i could yodel
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git gud scrub