Google's definitions of cheese. [spoiler] cheese1 CHēz/ noun noun: cheese; plural noun: cheeses 1. a food made from the pressed curds of milk. "grated cheese" a complete molded mass of cheese with its rind, often in a round flat shape. "a 50-pound, muslin-wrapped cheese" a round flat object resembling a cheese. 2. informal the quality of being too obviously sentimental. "the conversations tend too far toward cheese" cheese2 CHēz/ noun informal noun: big cheese; plural noun: big cheeses; noun: cheese; plural noun: cheeses an important person. "he was a big cheese in the business world" cheese3 CHēz/ verb BRITISH informal verb: cheese; 3rd person present: cheeses; past tense: cheesed; past participle: cheesed; gerund or present participle: cheesing exasperate, frustrate, or bore. "that really cheesed off Ricky" [/spoiler] Perhaps you should have googled cheese before a fool is made of you, sir.

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