Post your most offensive and terrible jokes below! I love this kinda stuff, so joke away. Here are some of mine.
"Thats humor so dark a policeman shot it."
"The Two Towers: An Auschwitz love story"
"Why were the people in the world trade center so mad? They ordered pizza but all they got was plane."
"Why are pills white? Because they work."
"I painted my computer black hoping it would run faster. Now it doesn't work."
"You'd think that after the holocaust all the jewish girls would be hot."
"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It doesn't matter feminists can't change anything."
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Why couldn't sally give jimmy a handjob? She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally.