As we all should know by now, Halo 5 is a poor attempt made by Microshaft to resurrect their dead cash cow. I mean seriously, has anybody seen the "new" Spartan Abilities. Where do you guys think they got the Shoulder Charge and Ground Pound from huh? I'll give you a hint... they stole it from Destiny. And Spartans, seriously? Anybody who knows anything can see that Spartans are a blatant copy of Destiny's guardians. Sci-fi supersoldiers who are built from the ground up to defend humanity? I don't know about you, but that sounds like it came straight from Destiny's story right there. Also, who wants to play a game about a depressed orphan who's sad because his fake computer girlfriend "died", and he's now running from the NSA because he's different than everyone else? That's literally the gayest idea for a "story" I've ever heard. Anyone who buys this game obviously has Autism and should buy a PS4
[spoiler]Everything I just said is complete BS and I do not actually believe in anything that was previously stated. I just wanted to see how many jimmies I could rustle.[/spoiler]
Edit 1: Over 150 replies, I didn't know people could get this salty
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10/10 [spoiler]many jimmies rustled[/spoiler]