CLICK BAIT MOTHER F*CKERS!!!!
THIS IS ACTUALLY "HOW TO FIX DESTINY 101"!!!
I KNOW YOU ALL KNOW ME, BUT IF YOU DON'T.....WELL F*CK YOU!!!
NOW YOU MAY BE WONDERING WHAT THE F*CK I'M DOING HERE. WELL I'M NOT ACTUALLY HERE, A CAST FROM THE BORDERLANDS SERIES IS HERE TO SHOW YOU HOW TO FIX DESTINY!!! THEY WILL OFFER VERY REASONABLE FIXES!!! AND YOU WILL F*CKING LIKE THEM!!!
ME STARTING OFF:
[b]Destiny[/b]
JUST BLOW IT THE F*CK UP!!! BORDERLANDS MASTER GAME!!!!
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*Microphone breaks up*
Okay then....we escorted MR. TORGUE out, so we could begin the lesson. Without further ado, let's begin.
[u]Axton[/u]
[b]Weapons[/b]
You may be thinking why me? Why not Maliwan or DAHL...well you see, well actually, i don't really care what you think. Guns must be amazing and awesome. How can i kill this skag if I'm not using a diamond bullet? Guns are made to kill with style...Destiny™...has a problem with that. Here's my fix.
-Increase weapon awesomeness by 3000%.
-Make more unique designs. (Using an ISIS gun doesn't count. Looking at you Zhalo.)
-Make class specific weapon types.
Hunters can get crossbows, titans can get long range shotguns (Chaperone-like), and warlocks can get lazer guns.
-Also....add more guns.
-Gun skins
-More gun elements (Frost, Light, Darkness? Hell i don't know.)
Anyways...
That wraps it up. Gonna go kill that skag now, but with a diamond-encrusted gold bullet.
[u]MOXXIE[/u]
[b]Social Space[/b]
Whoever designed the tower was obviously drunk. Might have been one of my ex's.
How to make it better? I'll show you....all of it.
-Add a bar. (Can't live without one.....at least i can't.)
-Lotto Machine
-Redesign the tower with a shooting range.
-Add holiday themed events
-A tip jar
-More...well....everything
That's it honey, if you want more, you know where to find me.
[u]Zer0[/u]
[b]Story[/b]
(Destiny's Story)=0
- $+$=0
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Admin: I don't really know what that was about...moving on.
[u]Claptrap[/u]
[b]Everything[/b]
HIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!! My name is CL4P-TP, but my friends call me claptrap. If i had friends. Heyyyyy wanna be my friend? No? That's okay.
Now what destiny needs is more Wub. How can you call it a game without the proper use of wubs.
-INFINITE amount of WUB!!
-Disco room
- New subclass called wub
-New element (Wub)
-New gun (The WUB WUB)
-New gun type ( Wubbers)
-New class (Wub)
-New emote (The wub)
-New race (Wubs)
-Wub
I think that "wubs" it up. Wub wub wub wub wub!
[u]Sir hammerlock[/u]
[b]Quests[/b]
Ahhh, the art of hunting out in the wild with your chaps. Nothing better than killing rare animals while drinking some cold....well....whatever people in destiny drink.
I think destiny is missing better quests...actually...why not just add another type of mission. HUNTS!!!
-Hunts missions added
-Hunt mission vendor or tracker
-Wildlife added
-Rare animals
-Ahamkara boss?
-More vehicles (Aircrafts or two man vehicles)
-More snipers....quality snipers
That's all for now chaps. Good day to you all and happy hunting. (For those exotics)
[u]Maya and Lilith[/u]
[b]Supers[/b]
Maya: You know, for supers, they're not very....super.
Lilith: I think they call supers what we call guns. Probably why they're guns suck.
Maya: Nope, can't find a fix. Too broken. Even their community agrees.
Lilith: Well for starters, sunsinger is a shameful attempt at being siren. Those fake wings...uhggg.
Maya: Supers are just so broken we might as well just add something else.
Lilith: Ultras?
Maya: Yup, sure why not.
-Add a more powerful Super called ultra. Takes longer to charge and is immensely powerful. Carries on no matter if you leave an activity.
Maya: We could give you ideas, but we'd rather not obliterate your conscious.
Lilith: Ahhh hell, Mordecai is drunk again. Dammit Brick!! Why couldn't you jus--- sound fades away...
[u]Torgue[/u]
*EXPLOSION*
THAT'S [b][i][u]"MISTER"[/u][/i][/b] TORGUE FOR YOU MOTHER F*CKER!!!!
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This is great 10/10 ign