CLICK BAIT MOTHER F*CKERS!!!! THIS IS ACTUALLY "HOW TO FIX DESTINY 101"!!! I KNOW YOU ALL KNOW ME, BUT IF YOU DON'T.....WELL F*CK YOU!!! NOW YOU MAY BE WONDERING WHAT THE F*CK I'M DOING HERE. WELL I'M NOT ACTUALLY HERE, A CAST FROM THE BORDERLANDS SERIES IS HERE TO SHOW YOU HOW TO FIX DESTINY!!! THEY WILL OFFER VERY REASONABLE FIXES!!! AND YOU WILL F*CKING LIKE THEM!!! ME STARTING OFF: [b]Destiny[/b] JUST BLOW IT THE F*CK UP!!! BORDERLANDS MASTER GAME!!!! ----------------------------------------------------------------- *Microphone breaks up* Okay then....we escorted MR. TORGUE out, so we could begin the lesson. Without further ado, let's begin. [u]Axton[/u] [b]Weapons[/b] You may be thinking why me? Why not Maliwan or DAHL...well you see, well actually, i don't really care what you think. Guns must be amazing and awesome. How can i kill this skag if I'm not using a diamond bullet? Guns are made to kill with style...Destiny™...has a problem with that. Here's my fix. -Increase weapon awesomeness by 3000%. -Make more unique designs. (Using an ISIS gun doesn't count. Looking at you Zhalo.) -Make class specific weapon types. Hunters can get crossbows, titans can get long range shotguns (Chaperone-like), and warlocks can get lazer guns. -Also....add more guns. -Gun skins -More gun elements (Frost, Light, Darkness? Hell i don't know.) Anyways... That wraps it up. Gonna go kill that skag now, but with a diamond-encrusted gold bullet. [u]MOXXIE[/u] [b]Social Space[/b] Whoever designed the tower was obviously drunk. Might have been one of my ex's. How to make it better? I'll show you....all of it. -Add a bar. (Can't live without one.....at least i can't.) -Lotto Machine -Redesign the tower with a shooting range. -Add holiday themed events -A tip jar -More...well....everything That's it honey, if you want more, you know where to find me. [u]Zer0[/u] [b]Story[/b] (Destiny's Story)=0 - $+$=0 -----------------------xxxxxxxxxx-------------------- Admin: I don't really know what that was about...moving on. [u]Claptrap[/u] [b]Everything[/b] HIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!! My name is CL4P-TP, but my friends call me claptrap. If i had friends. Heyyyyy wanna be my friend? No? That's okay. Now what destiny needs is more Wub. How can you call it a game without the proper use of wubs. -INFINITE amount of WUB!! -Disco room - New subclass called wub -New element (Wub) -New gun (The WUB WUB) -New gun type ( Wubbers) -New class (Wub) -New emote (The wub) -New race (Wubs) -Wub I think that "wubs" it up. Wub wub wub wub wub! [u]Sir hammerlock[/u] [b]Quests[/b] Ahhh, the art of hunting out in the wild with your chaps. Nothing better than killing rare animals while drinking some cold....well....whatever people in destiny drink. I think destiny is missing better quests...actually...why not just add another type of mission. HUNTS!!! -Hunts missions added -Hunt mission vendor or tracker -Wildlife added -Rare animals -Ahamkara boss? -More vehicles (Aircrafts or two man vehicles) -More snipers....quality snipers That's all for now chaps. Good day to you all and happy hunting. (For those exotics) [u]Maya and Lilith[/u] [b]Supers[/b] Maya: You know, for supers, they're not very....super. Lilith: I think they call supers what we call guns. Probably why they're guns suck. Maya: Nope, can't find a fix. Too broken. Even their community agrees. Lilith: Well for starters, sunsinger is a shameful attempt at being siren. Those fake wings...uhggg. Maya: Supers are just so broken we might as well just add something else. Lilith: Ultras? Maya: Yup, sure why not. -Add a more powerful Super called ultra. Takes longer to charge and is immensely powerful. Carries on no matter if you leave an activity. Maya: We could give you ideas, but we'd rather not obliterate your conscious. Lilith: Ahhh hell, Mordecai is drunk again. Dammit Brick!! Why couldn't you jus--- sound fades away... [u]Torgue[/u] *EXPLOSION* THAT'S [b][i][u]"MISTER"[/u][/i][/b] TORGUE FOR YOU MOTHER F*CKER!!!! WELL IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO SEE MORE CHARACTERS FROM THE BORDERLANDS SERIES OFFER THEIR FIXES, LEAVE A COMMENT BELOW!!! AND MAKE SURE YOU POUND THAT LIKE BUTTON LIKE YOU POUND THAT QUEEN OF YOURS!!! AND SUBSCRIBE!!! OH WAIT NEVERMIND!!! EDIT: BETTER YET, COMMENT WHO YOU WOULD LIKE TO SEE NEXT!!!