Yo momma so fat that when you DC she -is- the error code. Yo momma so ugly that phogath looks at her and goes "well,at least it's chained up." Yo mamma so fat that not even wolf pack rounds did enough damage. Yo mamma so fat, her shadow is considered the Darkness. Yo mamma so ugly even Cayde-6 would choose vanguard duty over going seeing her. Yo mamma so fat that even shade step doesn't go around her. Yo mamma so fat you need two fireteams of nightstalker to tether her.