This is bs, i did NF before 10AM PST and only received strange coins. Now the loot has been buffed and i miss out :(.
(Just reserving this post as the first of many to come.)
[b]Edit[/b]: The satire was that this was posted well before the weekly reset & patch, predicting the influx of shitposts to come. Obviously now that the reset/patch has occured, the satire doesn't seem as obvious. Grats to those who can read timestamps.
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No. Just no. Your attention whoring has caught the attention of the forum gods, and they are most displeased. As punishment you are sentenced to have your hand slip and pee on yourself at the worst possible moments once each week for the next four weeks. May this punishment dissuade you from future crimes against these forums.