His Super: Has Mexicans Build a Wall then when the Wall is finished he Catapults them Over it. Upgrades would be Splash Damage of Oil Slicks. They Use Lawn Mower to Chop up the Enemies.
Grenade: Flaming Hair Piece that Explodes into Tiny Hair Pieces
Melee: Shows a Picture of Rosie O'Donnell
Helmet Slot: Exotic Hair Piece. The defense stats are based on how much Hair Spray is on it.
Gauntlets: Cuff-links.
Chest Armor: Girdle to Hide his Gut.
Leg Armor: Green Item: Mink Lined Slippers Rare: Sailing Shoes Legendary: Italian Leather Loafers Exotic: Rocket Powered Rollerblade's
Cloak: Neck Ties
Artifact: Green: Amex Card Rare: Gold Amex Card Legendary: Platinum Amex Card Exotic: Black Amex Card
Ghost: The Real Peter Dinklage (Thats why Bungie had to hire someone else)
Ship: Trump Force 1
Sparrow: Would be a Limo Version
Shader: $100 Bills
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You taking this much time...
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I am at work. I am making money coming up with this.
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Hahaha niceeee!
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Very creative