Well let's face it. This past week has featured two main things: Nerfing the Sunbreaker, and the Shadowshot glitch. Pretty much equivalent to a Hunter vs. Titan standoff. Hunters cry about Titans being overpowered, while Titans defend themselves and say everything is fine. And now you have every Hunter in the game using the infinite Shadowshot glitch as a big middle finger to every Sunbreaker Titan.
Then, there's the warlocks. The innocent bystanders, caught in the line of fire of the hunter's tears and the Titan's hammers, asking themselves how it all came down to this. One can compare the situation of the Warlocks as if the Titans and Hunters were fighting the Revolutionary War, and the Warlocks were the Native Indians, just wishing this madness would stop.
But now great news has come down upon us, that Sunbreakers will be nerfed, and the Shadowshot glitch will finally be addressed. Finally peace will be restored among the community. However, the moral of this story is that Warlocks are indeed the master race, and it is now a proven fact that Bungie put more effort into developing and testing the [b]new warlock subclass[/b] than they did with the [b]new Hunter or Titan subclasses[/b] How do I know you ask? The answer is simple: warlocks are more balanced, and have no glitches [b]at the present time[/b]. In other words, they do not share any of the problems you see with Titans or hunters today.
In conclusion, being a warlock will get you the most balanced and ethical experience that destiny has to offer [b]at this point in time.[/b]
Edit: Even if you are a Hunter and don't use the glitch, or a Titan that for some odd reason doesn't use the Sunbreaker class, the bottomline is as of the Taken King warlocks have been excelling in how balanced they are and how no glitches have presently been discovered for them.
Edit 2: Warlocks have also never had any PVP complaints that were big as Sunbreakers or Shadowshot, only PvE complaints about raid cheesing.
Edit 3: To those of you referencing patches made in Year 1 concerning warlocks cheesing raids, understand I'm talking about now, in the [b]Taken King[/b] era, where the new Hunter and Titan subclasses both have major community wide issues except the warlock subclass.
Edit 3.5: Everything in bold will 100% clear up all your misconceptions, for those of you that read edits that is
Edit 4: Only used the term master race because writing something "less offensive" isn't exactly the best attention grabber. And after all, doesn't a favorite anything inevitably lead to competition?
Edit 5: Yes my post has bias, but the fact remains that warlocks have no [b]YEAR 2 GLITCHES/COMMUNITY-BREAKING OVERPOWEREDNESS[/b], making them the most balanced.
[b][i]in case you haven't figured it out this was satire. move on with your lives.[/i][/b]
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This was pathetic lol